November 2011
2 posts
September 2011
3 posts
1 tag
6 tags
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
2 posts
“The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the...”
– Oscar Wilde
May 2011
4 posts
April 2011
1 post
“Because when we find ourselves believing that killing a man makes us more of a...”
– Jay Smooth, founder of New York City’s longest-running hip hop radio program, WBAI’s Underground Railroad and video blogger. (via spunkywarcannon)
February 2011
9 posts
To Ricsi again
averagejoeguys:
“I’m beautiful in my way,
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on...”
– Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Things I need to remember next time
the Act of Supremacy (in Britain) an Act of Parliament in 1534 that made King Henry VIII the head of the Church of England. This left the Pope with no power in England.
the Act of Settlement (in Britain) an Act of Parliament in 1701, saying that the children of James I’s granddaughter Sophia would be the future kings and queens. The government made this law because the king at that time,...
January 2011
5 posts
“I always like to tell this story: I was fucking Christian Bale, Batman, up the...”
– Ewan McGregor on his experience in Velvet Goldmine (x)
Prosím
My boss: Prosím, prosím... *noticing that I don't react* That's Czech, isn't it?
Me: Yes, it is, but I'm still Hungarian.
My boss: Oh, hell, of course... Egészségedre, then.
December 2010
1 post
HitleR
Me: How do you pronounce the letter 'r' in German?
Caren: *unintelligible sound*
Me: Sorry?
Caren: *unintelligible sound again*
Me: No, I meant the letter 'r'...
Caren: Yes, it is RRR.
Me: Oh, now I can understand it.
Caren: Yeah, now that I sound like Hitler...
November 2010
9 posts
Final obstruent devoicing German
German friend: So, did you see the fuck this morning?
Me: The WHAT?
German friend: The fuck!
Me: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I still can't understand...
German friend: Come on, the fuck!
Me: *after a few seconds* Oh, you mean the FOG!
German friend: Of course, what did you hear?!
Me: Oh, nothing...
Coming Out to My Best Friend
whenicameout:
Me: I have something to tell you…could you sit down? Her: Oh god, what? Me: Don’t stress, it’s no big deal. Her: *keeps stressing* Me: I…I’m gay… Her: OH THANK GOD. I thought you were going to say you liked me. Me: 0_0
(Submitted by chrishy)
How I Came Out to Half of My Friends
lgbtlaughs:
Me: How’s your gaydar?
Friend: Pretty good.
Me: Am I gay?
Friend: No.
Me: Wrong. (Submitted by paintednoise)
A Conversation With My Mum
lgbtlaughs:
Coming out to my mum when I was 13
Me: Mum, I kindda think I like girls
Mum: It’s okay. I like them too.
Me: No, mum. I like LIKE girls.
Mum: Me too, sweety.
Me: Mum, I think you’re not getting what I’m saying.
Mum: No, I think YOU’RE not getting what I’M saying.
Me: *Sigh* Nevermind…
Mum: I like girls too, sweety. I mean, I wouldn’t fuck one but the kissing and groping? I...
How I came out in high school
lgbtlaughs:
A group of my friends and I were waiting for rehearsal to start for a play I was in. One friend took out a pen and decided to write “I love penis” in my hand while I was distracted. I looked at him and said, “Not exactly.” He looked at me and said “What? Oh. OHHHHHHHHH.” Everyone stared at me. I said “Yeah. I’m kinda gay.”
My friend scratched out penis and wrote in vagina. He...
Me too
lgbtlaughs:
I was in the bedroom with my dad and I was talking about celebrity crushes, and threw in a girl that was ‘youtube famous’. I looked at him and said “Dad, I like girls.” He looked at me long and hard and before letting his eyes drift to the tv, he said, very slowly, “Me too. Me too.” (Submitted by effyeahtrapeze)
How I was outed
lgbtlaughs:
Before I was out, my girlfriend and I were facebook “married” as a way to show affection. One day, my parents pull me aside in the kitchen.
Dad: Honey, I need to ask you a question.
Me: Okay.
Dad: Are you in love?
Me: …
Dad: Are you and Lauren in a relationship?
Me: …Yes.
Mom: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T INVITE US TO YOUR WEDDING. (Submitted by settleforwonder)
October 2010
1 post
How come I didn't know about that?
lgbtlaughs:
Friend: I think I might be gay… Me (lesbian): Why is that? Friend: You know Shane from the L Word? Me: Shane doesn’t count. Friend: But, she’s so hot and… Me: Kate Moennig doesn’t count. It’s like George Clooney for guys; he doesn’t count either. (Submitted by pyromanaicmia42)
August 2010
2 posts
“They say that the happiest people are the ones who do not need to make history....”
– Do Começo ao Fim (2009)
June 2010
1 post
I'm sorry
I only apologize for things I’ve deliberately done wrong. But I really have nothing to do with coincidences.
May 2010
3 posts
January 2010
2 posts
November 2009
6 posts
Augustus summons Lazarus
“It pains,” said the deified Augustus, growing pale. “But look at me, Lazarus, look.” It was as if some heavy gates, ever closed, were slowly moving apart, and through the growing interstice the appalling horror of the Infinite poured in slowly and steadily. Like two shadows entered the shoreless void and the unfathomable darkness; they extinguished the sun, ravished the...
Lazarus meets a loving pair
And Lazarus came to a youth and his beloved, who loved each other and were most beautiful in their passion. Proudly and strongly embracing his love, the youth said with serene regret: “Look Lazarus, and share our joy. Is there anything stronger than love?” And Lazarus looked. And for the rest of their life they kept loving each other, but their passion grew gloomy and joyless, like...